Step right into the whimsical realm of enchanting solutions for the most mind-boggling social quandaries! Behold, the D&D Politics Satire Embroidered Hoodie—a magical garment for navigating the labyrinthine game of politics and elections in the kingdom of Dumbshits & Demagogues.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (because even fabric needs a coalition)
• Weight: 8.0 oz/yd², spun with the finesse of an arcane yarn spell to minimize pesky pilling
• Hood featuring a double line of wisdom, with an enchanted drawcord for mystical adjustments
• Quarter-turned body to dodge creases, because no adventurer wants a wrinkled appearance on their quest
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex—a snug fit for all body types, from wizards to rogues
• Front pouch pocket for stashing your magical artifacts (or snacks)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem—a testament to the craftsmanship of skilled embroiderers in the USA
Embark on your political quest with flair, clad in this hoodie that not only tickles your funny bone but also serves as a beacon of embroidered enlightenment. After all, who said politics can't be a hilarious adventure?
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |